SKIRT AND BLOUSE IS BACK IN ABH
– By Chinedu Nwaduru, ABH PRESS
Earlier yesterday, rove beetles commonly known as “skirt and blouse” were sited _en masse_ at various locations on ABH.
Highly infamous for their bodily fluid which causes a painful skin reaction – linear dermatitis, Brownites are hereby warned to be on alert!

The health minister, Chibuike Nwachukwu has informed our correspondence, that he has alerted the hall management to this development; and plans are underway to rid the hall of this looming menace.
For now, he has advised Brownites to be cautious and be on alert.
At this point _”not everything that crawls on your body, requires the killing slap. You may just be killing a skirt and blouse_”